hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

(via blame-the-nargles)

largecatincharge:

margohehe:

largecatincharge:

do u guys like updog?

Fuck off

nothing much you

(via beyoncesasshole)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(via pandoralily)

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

(via hate)

fishemoji:

Google street view changing the world in a positive way

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)

You're a stupid fucking cult just kill yourself.
Anonymous

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

(via jesusdontcare)

ms-demeanor:

To be fair the white man also gets pissed off when you’re not talking about him.

ms-demeanor:

To be fair the white man also gets pissed off when you’re not talking about him.

(via justintimber-flakes)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via jesusdontcare)

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

image

(via emmatheadventurous)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via hate)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via afullgrownteenwizkid)