intelligence is such a turn on
so is a huge co*ck
why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word
This was my chemistry professor.
look at this
I don’t even know where to begin.
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME